Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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