He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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