Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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