all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
