weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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