my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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