Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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