Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There's always time for handjobs
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Dicks are not precious.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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