I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Randomize
