dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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