i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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