I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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