there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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