do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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