She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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