I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I'm having to shit out rocks
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