Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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