hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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