every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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