Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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