do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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