What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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