Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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