Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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