All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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