hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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