I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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