he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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