My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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