new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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