: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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