Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I will pee on everything he values.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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