Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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