the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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