I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
