This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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