I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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