Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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