I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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