Why are handjobs necessary in class?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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