You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize
