this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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