If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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