So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm sobbing to NWA
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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