i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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