Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize