that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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