so explain again why im purple
no
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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