Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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