My hand turned me down
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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