He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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