so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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