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I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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