My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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