Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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