So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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