Where is the hickey?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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